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Sunday, May 27, 2007

Ten Commandments of Orkut


I got a mail from one of my good college pal's about the 10 Commandments of Orkut - that one needs to follow when in Orkut. I thought it was interesting and posted it here. Do let me know your comments on this.

  • ONE : If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it & stop using cute nicknames. The captions under your picture that says "top model pose", "sexy", "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone.
  • TWO : To the people who have like over 1000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're just stupid. Go play in traffic.
  • THREE : If you're real pretty, dont approve all friends request and pestering your pals later on how u hate getting stupid comments & messages. You're the one who approved them in the 1st place!! Be realistic on what u're getting into!!
  • FOUR : Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them - right.
  • FIVE : Stop peeping others scrap book to see wot that guy or gal have conversed. Also stop being a Tomboy/girl looking for new pals in others profiles.
  • SIX : Writing tons of scraps a day, begging people to send a testimonial, etc.. " IS PATHETIC & IMATURE. " .PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT YOU WILL SEND YOU TESTIMONIALS.. Please dont junk others scrap book so to get your scrap figures multiply!
  • SEVEN : If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please put some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 10 different ways.
  • EIGHT : Who really cares if I/U don't accept you/me as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up!
  • NINE : Little 6th graders, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here and also other than Orkut, you have better things in this world to get addicted!
  • TEN : Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.
Hope that made an interesting read!!

3 comments:

  1. Anand said,

    Hahaha..
    very nice read... indeed Jason.

    I found it more amusing because I just posted an article on these networking sites, today.

    take a look at it when you find the time.

    Cheers!
    -Anand

    on 5/30/2007 6:50 PM


  2. JASON S said,

    Hi Anand,

    Nice to know that you found the article amusing.

    Yup I read your article "Deconstructing (e) Networking......."... That's cool.

    Cheers!!
    Jason

    on 6/10/2007 10:45 PM


  3. sidh said,

    haha...dats sumting every 1 must no....

    nice 1 dude...

    on 5/26/2010 10:31 PM